I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head