Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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