Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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