I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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