He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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