Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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