I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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