Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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