We're like a lot better than the average bears
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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