My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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