I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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