Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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