And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
