Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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