I didn't shave. On purpose
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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