yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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