Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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