I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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