Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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