In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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