Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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