check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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