We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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