I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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