My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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