This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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