Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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