Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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