i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
worst night to have a conscience
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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