Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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