Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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