So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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