Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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