spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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