Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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