I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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