just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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