Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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