I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
