Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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