the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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