I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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