It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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