Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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