shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i already hear my dad disowning me
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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