You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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