hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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