he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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