2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Randomize