Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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