maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
