It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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