I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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