Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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