Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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