i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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